LAB: never a shortage of taglines
Some of the alternate taglines almost picked for this issue of LAB:
LAB: highbrow, lowbrow, no brow.
LAB: inconsistent by design.
LAB: for really really really ridiculously smart people.
LAB: Short. Concise. Liberal with periods.
LAB: semicolons are for wimps.
LAB: ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME.
LAB: It’s not an acronym. Stop asking already.
LAB: for tech-savvy mavericks. GRRRR!